you don’t know what she’s thinking
Berger
i know exactly what she’s thinking. i’ve designed a post-adoption tracking system. categories include temperament, vocalization frequency, meal enthusiasm, and willingness to be held
Mueller
willingness to be held is not a metric
Berger
Mouse scored a 9.2. she let me hold her for eleven minutes before biting me
Kowalski
that’s a 9.2?
Berger
the bite was exploratory. not hostile
Davis
what did Marchetti’s score
Berger
Marchetti’s took six minutes to select her and has not left his chest. i’m withholding her score until i’ve observed a longer window
Marchetti
her score is perfect. her score is infinity
Jensen
that’s not how scoring works
Marchetti
it is for Parker
Hájek
Jari is sitting on Mäkinen’s shoulder and has not moved. i think they are the same person
Mäkinen
he fits there
Thompson
eleven seconds. the man took eleven seconds to choose
Mäkinen
i knew
Berger
