“You heard me.”
I stared at him for a second, waiting for him to laugh or say he was bullshitting.
He didn’t.
“When?” I damn near growled.
“A couple months ago.”
“And you just now telling me?” My voice rose immediately.
“Because I knew how you was gon’ act.”
“How the fuck did she try you?” I snapped.
Booda glanced at me briefly before looking back at the road. “Ko—”
“No. Don’t ‘Ko’ me. What the fuck happened?”
He exhaled slowly through his nose as if he was irritated with himself for saying anything.
“She came by the house one night while you was at the hospital with your momma.”
“And?”
“And she was drunk.”
I folded my arms across my chest to keep from punching him upside the head. This wasn’t something he should’ve kept to himself.
“That still doesn’t explain how she tried to fuck you.”
He stayed quiet for a second too long.
“Booda,” I dragged his name in warning.
“She called my phone, saying you told her to stop by and grab a few things for you when she was on the way to the hospital to sit with y’all. I didn’t think nothing of it because you had her do it a few times, even after I offered to bring you whatever you need.” He looked at me.
“As soon as I opened the door, her drunk ass barged in. I should’ve known something then, but I still wasn’t thinking. I was too focused on the basketball playoff to pay her attention. Thinking she was headed to get your shit, I went back to my man cave. I didn’t know she followed me until she sat her naked ass on my lap.”
“Nigga, what?” I shrieked, visibly shaking now.
“Yeah.” He nodded. “I pushed that bitch off me, but that didn’t stop her. She started tryna unbuckle my pants, grab my dick, and all kinds of shit. And the bitch didn’t stop until I punched her ass. That’s how she got that black eye.”
My head whipped toward him so fast my neck hurt.
“You sure you didn’t fuck her? It’s sure mighty muthafuckin’ funny that you wouldn’t tell me that shit before now. You tell me everything else.”
“I always felt like she was grimy. I wouldn’t fuck that bitch with my worst enemy’s dick.”
I shook my head. “It sounds good, but I don’t know.”
“Ko, you know I got cameras everywhere. I can show you the shit when we get home.”
It was at that moment that I remembered how paranoid Booda was. If he said he had it on video, it was on video. He left nothing to chance.
“I’m gon’ kill that bitch.”
“There you go.”
