And it was a problem I wanted more of.
5 | He Has A Tiny Dick Anyway
Savannah
“Firstthing'sfirst,”Ibegan, sliding the leather folder open and keeping my eyes firmly on the papers—noton the very distracting man sitting across from me.
Jaxon lounged in his chair like we were negotiating beach plans and not a structured, time-bound, reputation-sensitive arrangement.Every time he moved, the muscles in his forearms flexed, and I hated—hated—that I had to force my attention downward.
Stay focused, Savannah.Words.Logic.Boundaries.Not… that.
I cleared my throat and pushed his copy of the contract forward.
“I drafted this with clear expectations, defined terms, and behavioral guidelines to avoid misunderstandings.”
Jaxon arched a brow.“Behavioral guidelines?You make me sound like a child.”
“Well, if the shoe fits,” I said sweetly.
He rolled his eyes and reached for the stack of papers.
I began reading.
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TEMPORARY ALLIANCE AGREEMENT
This document represents the temporary agreement made betweenSavannah Bristow(“Party A”) andJaxon Cage(“Party B”), made on the 9th of November.
It is mutually understood that Party B shall provide the illusion of a relationship for the purpose of a family affair, and agrees to the terms and conditions herein set forth.
Section 1.Duration
1.1 Parties agree to maintain the appearance of a romantic relationship from November 8th to November 22nd.
1.2 No extensions.No renewals.
Section 2.Public Conduct
2.1 Parties agree to maintain believable affection in social settings.
2.2 Party B shall, when necessary, perform the following:
?Holding hands
?Hugging
2.3 Party B shall refrain from:
?Excessive touching
?Public groping
?Unsolicited kissing
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Jaxon snorted.“Define ‘excessive.’”
