I’ve considered your offer and agree to the profile under these conditions:
You can attend one lecture and one lab.
You may visit the soup kitchen once.
No photo shoot.
You may ask me any questions and complete the above tasks within a month.
Professor Hayes
I can practically feel the smoke fuming out of my ears. This is what he thinks the deal’s going to be? It’s complete bullshit.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Good afternoon, Professor,
Thank you for getting back to me and for providing yourwell-organized conditions. However, to write an article that does justice to both of us, I’ll need a bit more flexibility.
Here is my counteroffer:
You let me sit in on five of your lectures and five of your labs.
I’d like to visit and volunteer at the soup kitchen for four days.
A one-hour-long photo shoot.
