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HARLAN

Fine.

Friday night

EMMA

Can’t. Another one please

HARLAN

Why? Got a date? Another client?

If so cancel it

I’m paying you more than they are

EMMA

Now who’s a controlling beefcake?

HARLAN

You’re not married, right? I didn’t see a ring

RIGHT? It’s been 5 minutes

Respond to me or it’s $4,000 per lesson

$3,000

EMMA

I was in the bathroom, you maniac

HARLAN

What kind of weirdo doesn’t scroll on the toilet

EMMA

Say one more word about my toilet habits and the deal is off

And you’ll owe me $20k for damages

HARLAN

Did you wash your hands?

EMMA

(cash request for $20,000)

HARLAN

What would you do if i just paid it

EMMA