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Me
Hey. Your upcoming show—save me two tickets.
Annoying Twin
Hi. Sorry, you must have the wrong number. Who is this?
Me
You’re not funny.
Annoying Twin
I’m hilarious, even if you’re the one cracking the jokes.
I can’t recall the last time you came to a performance.
Me
Four years ago. July 2.
Annoying Twin
That’s oddly specific.
Me
The woman beside me kept hissing at her husband. The night is seared into my brain. Besides, why would I come to more? I’ve grown up watching you on the stage. You’re good. You know you’re good. I know you’re good. There’s never a need for me to watch you over and over.
Annoying Twin
Until now…
Me
Gabriella mentioned Serafina wanting to see a show. This seems like a prime opportunity.
Annoying Twin
YOU will attend for Serafina? That’s interesting.
Me
Stop reading more into it. You’ll go blind.
Annoying Twin
I know you! We shared a damn womb. You like her more than you’re letting on. You wouldn’t attend for just anyone.
Me
She’s strong. Stole my gun. Threatened me with it.
Annoying Twin
