“Do we have anyoptionsfor Cindy?”
“What do you mean?” Irina asks incredulously. “She has options coming out the ears.” She motions to me. “She looks like a Black Friday sale threw up on her.”
“In her size,” Beck says as discreetly as she can, like it’s something to hide. But it’s not. In fact, accommodating me is not that hard. If you want me on your damn show, make it possible for me to be included. That’s it. It’s that simple.
Irina throws her arms up. “I can only work in the framework of the episode. This is on you and Wes. You two are—”
“Stop,” I say firmly. “Stop it. Both of you stop. You’re both to blame, but bickering isn’t going to fix anything. I need scissors, safety pins, and fabric tape. And maybe a sewing kit.”
Beck motions to Irina. “You heard her.” Once Irina has disappeared into the chaos, Beck turns back to me. “I’m so sorry. What can I do?”
“Buy me time.”
She bites down on her bottom lip, and I’m pretty sure I’ve just asked for the one thing she can’t guarantee. She nods and marches off in the same direction as Irina.
I drop to the floor with all the items I’ve accrued and immediately begin to put any items back that I definitely can’t use. A trench coat. A sweater dress. A neon-yellow slip dress.
My eye lands on a shift dress with huge nude sequins. The fabric is some kind of synthetic satin with stretch. I pull it across the widest part of my hips, and I think it might work.
Irina returns with my requested tools and begrudgingly asks, “Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Yes,” I tell her as I stand up and begin to strip down with no mind for privacy. I step into the dress, and even though it’s meant to be oversize, it feels immediately too narrow.
“That’s a dress,” Irina points out.
“Not on me it isn’t,” I tell her, yanking it up to my waist in what is now a skintight pencil skirt. “I need you to snip out these straps and tape down the freshly cut fabric so it doesn’t poke out.” I point to something one rack over that’s white and billowy in shape. “What’s that?”
Irina steps through a gap in the clothing rack beside us and reaches for the item in question, returning with a long white beach cover-up.
“It’s a tent!” Irina says gleefully. “This is perfect.”
“Helpful,” I say, my voice flat as I take the scissors halfway up the front seam and then up the back, leaving only a deep V neck and a dolman sleeve.
I slip it on over my head and find that the fabric is sheer, so my black bra underneath creates a sexy silhouette. Pulling the two panels of fabric I just cut, I tie them in a knot in front of me and let the long pieces hang, creating a nice long line down the center of my body.
“Damn,” says Stacy from where she sits in a makeup chair. “I didn’t see that on the rack.”
“Oh,” I say casually. “This was definitely on the rack.”
Irina eyes me up and down. “It’s good.”
After we’ve sat through hair and makeup, Mallory and Zeke—who still has a job thanks to Anna—line us all up on the other side of the stage.
Jay peeks in from between the curtains with a camera in hand. “Visions! All of you! I come bearing good news. We thought we’d need a third judge to weigh in on this competition, so I am pleased to tell you thattheLucy Mackenzie has graced us with her presence on this fine day. Make her proud, people!”
My stomach plummets. As if I wasn’t already freaking out enough.
“His mom!” Chloe gasps. “Oh my God. This is a huge deal.”
“Uh, yeah, and not just because it’s his mom,” Addison says.
Sara Claire, in a fuchsia silk wrap dress, looks like she’s very nearly turning into a puddle. “Oh Lord. Moms hate me.”
Stacy shakes her head. “That can’t be true.”
“No, it is. A proven fact. My last boyfriend just broke up with me after his mom refused to give him her mother’s ring to propose. Said I was a firecracker and not the good kind.”
“I don’t think Lucy—I mean, Mrs. Mackenzie—would think something like that,” I tell her. “And everyone loves firecrackers!”
