“You were loud, and I fucking loved it,” Theo says, moving to kiss my neck, but I stop him.
“You’ll mess up my makeup. It took me a solid ten minutes to cover up your marks.”
“Which I’m not happy about, by the way.”
“Theo.” I press my hand to his chest. “We were obnoxious last night.” Leaning in closer, I say, “We had sex six times. That’s not human.”
“Why is this a problem?”
“We’re…we’re addicts. We need help.”
“You’re right, we do need help. I was reading an article the other day that said if you’re obsessed with your girlfriend’s pussy, the only cure is to suck on her clit more, soooo…shorts off, Gossy.”
“Stop.” I chuckle. “I’m being serious.”
“So am I.” He playfully reaches for the waistline of my shorts.
“Theo.” I push at his chest. “Seriously, the stamina is ridiculous.”
“I see nothing wrong with it.”
“Of course you don’t. You’re only thinking with your penis right now.”
“He does tend to lead the way with decisions when it comes to you.”
I roll my eyes. “Can you just kiss me, thank me for an amazing night, and then send me on my way so I don’t have to have him staring at me like that anymore?”
I point to Rupert, who is leaning against the living room wall, arms crossed, staring me down.
“Stop fucking looking at her, you sick bastard!” Theo yells.
“Sick bastard?” Rupert practically stomps his foot in protest. “You’re the one who thought it was appropriate to have a sex-a-thon with his friend next door. Were you trying to prove something? Because if you were, you won. My dick would never be able to do such a thing.”
“For the love of God, leave us alone.”
“Wish I could,” Rupert says, throwing his arms up in the air and then going back into the kitchen.
When Theo turns back to me, he grips my chin and whispers, “Thank you for last night. You weren’t amazing, you were phenomenal. If you’re sore at all, please let me know, okay?”
I nod.
I wrap my hand around his neck and bring him down for a kiss. He groans into my mouth and pushes me against the door, his pelvis matching up with mine while his tongue parts my lips.
I gently hook my leg around his as I feel him start to get hard.
Not wanting to lose control in the entryway, I pull away and then grab ahold of the doorknob. He gasps for air and then looks at me as if I just punched him.
“Gossy, you can’t leave after a kiss like that.”
“I have to.” I glance down at his bulge, and it takes everything in me to open the door and tell myself to be good. “I have things I have to do today, and they do not include spending the day in Theo’s bed.”
“Actually, I checked your to-do list, and that’s the one thing that’s on there. Crazy, huh?”
“Yeah.” I roll my eyes. “Thank you for last night. Express my apologies to Rupert one more time. I’ll, uh…I’ll see you around.”
“See me around?” he asks, raising a brow. “Gossy, I’ll see you at the store.”
“Are you sure? Maybe you should spend some time with Rupert. He seems like he needs some love from your crotch as well.”
