Theo:Ouch, I knew you were going to say that, but it still hurt. I’d like to disagree with you. I think the kiss should have happened and I’m so glad that it did, because it’s all I can think about. You have fucking addictive lips. I could get lost in them for hours.
Renley:I don’t know what to say to that.
Theo:You can say something like—in a girly voice—oh Theo, your lips made me weak in the knees and wet in the undergarments.
Renley:Dear God, I’d never say that.
Theo:But it was true, wasn’t it?
Renley:I’m not answering that.
Theo:Holy shit, it was true! Gossy, you should have asked for more. I’d have given you anything you wanted.
Renley:I’m about to block you.
Theo:Why? Because I’m excited that I got you excited? Love, you’ve been a brick freaking wall since I met you, so excuse me for moistening your cracks.
Renley:Goodbye.
Theo:Wait, don’t block me. I’m sorry, that was just too good, I had to type it. I didn’t mean it. Actually, I did, but I didn’t mean for you to see it. That’s a lie, I love that you saw it. Hello, I love everything about this and I can’t hide it. Sorry. You excite me.
Renley:The only reason I’m entertaining this text chain right now is because I’m waiting for my food to arrive. Please don’t mistake this for interest.
Theo:Gossy, you were interested from day one when I took my shirt off in your front yard. But I’ll let it go for now. What did you get for dinner?
Renley:Cheese pizza.
Theo:Nothing on it?
Renley:Toppings cost more.
Fuck, I always forget about shit like that. If she was with me, I’d let her get whatever toppings she wanted.
Theo:If toppings were free, what would you get?
Renley:A ton of black olives and diced mushrooms. So good.
Theo:That’s what I’d get too!
Renley:Why don’t I believe you?
Theo:Because you don’t want to show your true feelings for me. But it’s the truth. To prove it, next time I see you, we’ll devour a black olive and mushroom pizza.
Renley:Not sure I’ll be engaging in any more dinners with you. Doesn’t lead to good things.
Theo:Oh, I disagree. I think dinners together lead to a lot of good things.
Renley:Not going there. Where are you right now?
Theo:Missing me already?
Renley:I knew I shouldn’t have asked.
Theo:LOL. I’m in Boston. Rupert and I are going to do some exploring, pay tribute to our fallen friends.
Renley:Your fallen friends?
Theo:We thought we’d head to the harbor and pay our respects to the tea that was dumped there so many years ago.
