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She starts typing, only to end just as quickly before it begins again.

Trouble:

You agree?

Matthew:

No, I don’t fucking agree.

But I’m taking it as a challenge.

Trouble:

You’ve got to be kidding me.

Matthew:

Nope. By the end of our little “arrangement” you’ll be begging me to kiss you, and maybe if I’m in the mood, I’ll oblige.

Trouble:

That won’t happen.

Matthew:

Then there’s nothing to worry about, is there?

Trouble:

Fine.

Matthew:

Fine.

I press the send button a little harder than necessary, still pissed by the turn of events this whole charade has taken, and we haven’t even started it properly.

Trouble:

But no sleeping with other people.

What the actual fuck? Does she seriously think so little of me?

Trouble:

I mean it, Matthew. I don’t want to look like a fool once this whole thing is done.

Apparently, she does.

I grind my teeth in irritation.

Matthew:

I guess I’ll have to contain myself.

Trouble:

It’s just three months.