Oliver: So… did something happen on your date?
Me: I kissed Erin, and she sort of freaked out. We haven’t talked since.
Hayes: Did she not like the kiss?
Me: She liked it…
Oliver: Then why is she avoiding you unless you’re a lousy kisser?
Austin: Yes, please explain.
Oliver: Did you use too much tongue?
Austin: I’m going with teeth. He looks like a biter.
Rudy: Please, can we not use kissing and tongue in the same sentence when talking about my sister.
Me: I’m an excellent kisser. Thank you. Very. Much.
Hayes: Then why is she avoiding you?
Austin: I think she’s avoiding his mouth.
Oliver: Hey, Rudy, will you let me date your sister? I promise to be a better kisser than Pretty Boy.
Me: Don’t even think about it, fuckboy.
Oliver: Hey, there is no need for name calling.
Rudy: I mean, if you want to ask her out, I guess that’s fine. But I would say you’re wasting your time.
Oliver: I’mma ask her to go to the movies with me. I’m sure there’s a cute chick flick coming up.
Hayes: You hate going to the movies.
Oliver: Yeah, but I’m an excellent kisser.
Me: I know where to find you.
Hayes: Easy, Liam Neeson. He’s not kissing anyone.
Rudy: And for what it’s worth, I think Goose is head over heels for Pretty Boy.
Me: Thank you Rudy, I’ve always liked you.
Oliver: Well, of course you’d say that. You’re trying to get into his sister’s pants.
Austin: There won’t be much of that if he’s a lousy kisser.
Me: I am NOT a lousy kisser, and I’m not trying to get into her pants.
Rudy: Not that I want to talk about you getting into my sister’s pants, but if that’s not what you’re trying to do, then what are you trying to do?
Me: I want to date her.
Austin: And then you want to get into her pants?
Me: Please, can the admin of this chat remove him?
