Page 31 of Undead and Unwed


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“How did that go?” I asked skeptically.

“She only opened the door a crack.” He plowed through some fries, unconcerned with Heaven. “She mentioned something about not feeling well.”

“So, what do people do in town these days?” I asked, changing the subject as casually as I could. “I’ve been gone so long. I forgot how early everything closes.”

“I know what you mean,” he said. “Going home is always unsettling.It’s the same, but not.” A conflicted expression flickered across his face.

Visiting my hometown in Romania after several regime changes and a heavy Communist architectural shift—now that had been unsettling.

Commiserating, I said, “It’s hard to know if it’s me or the town. Something changed, though.”

“It might be you,” he said.

I gave him a closed-lip smile, holding my secrets tight. “Ten years is a long time.” Not really, at least for me, but he was young.

When he seemed satisfied with my answer, I asked again, “So what do people do here these days?”

“It’s probably the same as when you grew up, a lot of hiking, fishing, skiing, canoeing, camping. The dog park is popular.”

Being a vampire was creepy enough; I didn’t have to add to it by floating around on an inky black lake at midnight. I wasn’t trying to get staked out here. Also, no night vision. Sorry, Anne Rice fans.

“Anything less wholesome?” I asked.

“You’d have to ask the therapist.” He raised an eyebrow. “She’s pretty popular lately.”

“Do you go?” I asked, taking a sip of scotch without breaking eye contact.

After a beat of silence, he said, “Yes.”

“Why?”

“I’ll tell you if you tell me why you really have a coffin.”

I raised an eyebrow. “I’ve heard men in therapy make great boyfriends.”

“I’ve heard the same about women with coffins.”

I leaned in closer to Tyrone and his heartbeat ticked up, his blood running faster, the big vein in his neck throbbing noticeably, to me at least. I bit my lip, and his eyes shifted to my mouth.

I was probably just thirsty. After a week of coconut water, the scent of iron tickled my nose, along with the prospect of a man who was too big for his barstool. I tore my eyes away from the delicious treat in front of me and took a swig of scotch, a mouthful of dirt to distract me from Tyrone.

“So the therapist—she’s very popular?” I swirled my scotch. “What problems could anyone in Valentine have? It’s just so…picture-perfect.”

He laughed. “Tiffany, how much have you forgotten? We’ve all got dark sides. And secrets.”

“What are your secrets, Tyrone?”

“Oh, I have my demons,” he said, with more earnestness than I expected. “Eleanor has her work cut out fixing me,” he joked, clearly trying to lighten the mood before it got dark. But the darkness drew me in. I wanted to know more. What was Tyrone hiding?

Gary interrupted. “Tyrone’s not nearly as messed-up as the locals.”

Another transplant. I cocked my head and asked Tyrone, “So what’s your story?”

“Well, you know some of it probably—”

“Refresh my memory,” I said with a smile.

“I came up because of the trees, and Jeff’s family.”