Page 43 of Stupid Magical Love


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The mattress feels like I’m being punched in the back by a thousand fists. This is going to be a long night.

Just as I’m about to snap off the light, my new phone rings. I recognize the number. It’s from my mother’s house. “Hello?”

“Pane,” Natalie whimpers. “You’re not here. When are you coming home?”

I sigh. “It might be a while, kiddo.”

“But what about my bedtime book?”

I pinch the corners of my eyes. “I’ll have to grab a new one for you tomorrow. I don’t have anything tonight.”

“But how will I sleep?”

“What about a story? One that I make up.”

“I don’t know.”

Her voice makes me grin. “You’ll like it.”

“I’d better.”

Time to put my money where my mouth is. It takes about half a second before I’m spitting out, “Once upon a time, there was a princess named ... Sunbeam, and she smelled like wildflowers.”

I pause to gauge whether she likes the beginning, and when she prods me with, “Go on,” I continue.

“And this princess was the biggest pain in the neck you’ve ever met. In fact, it was her nickname—Princess Pain-in-the-Neck.”

The earth underneath me rumbles as if it doesn’t like me calling Rowe a pain in the neck. Too bad. It’ll just have to get used to it.

Through the phone’s speaker, Natalie giggles. “Tell me more about this princess.”