Adam:
Ha ha.
Jolene:
Okay, but prepare to feel bad about whatever your costume is.
Adam:
Okay.
Jolene:
I’m Chewbacca!
Adam:
That’s cool.
Jolene:
No, I mean I rented a legit Chewbacca costume. It even has mini stilts in the legs to make me Wookiee height. Like I could walk on the set of a Star Wars movie and everybody would be like, “Hey, Chewy.”
Adam:
Awesome! You have to send me a picture.
Jolene:
Totally. My friends Cherry and Gabe have this party every year and I never win the costume contest, but nobody’s beating Chewy. Okay, now you.
Adam:
I’m just helping out with the Halloween carnival at my church, so I didn’t go all out.
Jolene:
But you’re doing something, right?
Adam:
I found a purple suit at Goodwill, bought some spray-in green hair color, and face paint.
Jolene:
Okayyyyy?
Adam:
I’m the Joker.
Jolene:
Heath Ledger or Jared Leto version?
Adam:
Classic Joker.
