“I know how to nod along and look interested in a thousand different conspiracy theories and I even know how to talk to the Bible people from the co-op.” I’d taken the Bible class at the co-op three times, but it’d taken me a long time to figure out that was because I had a crush on the teacher.
Oops.
But it meant I had a great working knowledge of random scriptures for any and all occasions.
What else could I do?
“Oh, and I’m really good with old people in general.” They were hilarious and really strange in interesting ways most of the time. “I can talk about all the world wars and can complain about both political parties enough that it makes everyone happy. Everyday people don’t do any of that.”
They were actually kind of boring unless they were kinky, but I was polite enough not to tell them that.
I was really lucky that Master wasn’t boring…and that he was fun to explore.
Chapter 16
Leonardo
I really had to stop trying to have conversations with him when he was touching me.
“I can see why regular people are different.” He’d just grown up in an insane asylum, but pointing that out would make me an asshole. “You’ve got a lot of good skills, though. We just need to…to introduce you to more people.”
He giggled as he danced his fingers down the length of my erection. “That’s a Master’s job.”
“Deal.” I’d deal with people if it meant he was happy. “And we’ll figure out some new hobbies for you. I think…I think that would make it easier for you to meet people as well.”
I had a few ideas right off the bat, but we’d finish that part later.
“You’re not deliberately fucking with your Master, are you?” His giggle said he was and the way he was barely caressing my cock. He tried to look innocent as he shook his head, though. “What do you think you’re doing then?”
Because I couldn’t think of any other reason he’d be caressing me so lightly.
“Comparing them. Your cock is bumpier than mine.” Wiggling himself further down the bed, he was lying half on my leg as he leaned closer. “It’s like one of the internet ones.”
I had a porn cock?
A science experiment?
“I think mine might be pretty and yours is handsome.” Studying me, he frowned and traced a finger along a vein. “Do penises come in manly and feminine? I don’t have the right vocabulary for this.”
I didn’t either.
“We can describe them however we want, pretty boy.” Because they were our dicks and he didn’t seem to mind their differences. “Penises come in all different shapes, colors, and sizes but they’re all fun to play with.”
“You like that mine is cute.” He seemed to think that was just a very matter-of-fact thing, so I nodded as he ran the pad of his finger over the head of my cock. “You’ve got a wider flare here than I do. I’m more streamline. That probably makes it look cuter too.”
I hadn’t really thought about it but it would be a good mental debate to keep me from losing my mind while he inspected me.
“You’ve got more surface area to kiss and play with, though.” He pressed a light kiss to the tip of my cock, doing his best to look innocent, with the sweetest expression on his face. It was completely fake, but it was adorable. “Do you think I’m going to like having it inside me?”
Based on how he liked playing with his prostate, yes…and that naughty sparkle in his eyes.
“I think you’re going to love getting dressed up and bouncing on my lap.” He seemed to like playing games, so I wasn’t surprised when he grinned and nodded. “I think you’re going to like having to stay very still while I play with my pretty sex doll.”
Giggling, he licked the head and teased the slit with his tongue until he got a low groan from me. That was clearly what he wanted because he inched back and grinned as he did his best to look innocent again. “How would you play with me like that, Master?”
Oh, let me count the ways.
“Well, if you liked being fucked gently and needed me to stretch you good first, I’d start with a game where I was getting my doll ready to fuck.” He was at least pleasantly curious about that idea because he licked around the head of my cock again and started making little dart motions at my slit.
