I groan. The conversation hasn’t even happened yet and I’m already over it. The sound causes Kennedy to stir on my chest, so I freeze. She shimmies against me, like she’s burrowing deeper, making a cute little noise, but she doesn’t open her eyes.
Phew.
I look back at my phone to see I’ve already missed a barrage of texts.
Logan Clark
Jake, we’re in a fight.
But what did I miss? I have FOMO.
Cole Berrett
It’s been 30 seconds…
Jake Reid
Cam wants to know if it’s normal to come without stimulation. Figured you’d want to be involved in the convo.
Logan Clark
I’m no longer mad at you.
This is also the best day ever.
Jake Reid
I’m telling Elliott that talking about Cameron’s dick problems has made this the happiest day of your life. I’m sure he’ll love that.
Cole Berrett
I’m sure it’s possible, but idk if it’s normal.
No offense.
Jake Reid
Were you guys doing stuff, or were you literally just standing there and instead of “oh no, I shit my pants,” it was a “oh no, I jizzed my pants”?
Cameron Davies
Is it possible to un-invoke the Circle of Trust?
If so, I’d like to do so immediately.
Logan Clark
You’re basically describing an awake version of a wet dream. I think you’re fine.
Do you want me to ask my mom just to make sure?
If it weren’t for the beautiful woman sprawled out on top of me, I’d launch myself straight off the couch and into my car so I could drive to Logan’s place and kick his ass.
Cameron Davies
DO NOT ASK YOUR MOM ABOUT MY PENIS, LOGAN.
Logan Clark
