“Who likes to be called Daddy?” Iris sat on the floor in front of me.
“We’re talking about Forest,” Genevieve said.
“Oh yeah, he gives daddy vibes,” Iris agreed. “He’s got BDE.”
“Seriously?” I glared at her as she shrugged in return.
“I don't think I want to have this conversation about my ranch hand,” Theo grimaced.
“Just say yes or no to him being a daddy,” Camila said.
My face felt like it was growing redder by the second. “No comment.”
“Oh, he’s a daddy for sure,” Luke said.
“Luke!” I didn't know what else to say to my oldest brother because it sounded like he knew way too much and like he might be appreciating Forest.
Was Luke bi? Was our entire family a part of the alphabet crew?
“Can we talk about Webber instead, safer topic,” Theo grumbled.
“Awww, sweet Webber.”
“Let's not talk about my sex life.”
Camila and I spoke at the same time.
“Webber looks like a freak in the sheets,” Iris said.
“Iris!” I scolded.
“I say he’s a fantastic switch,” Genevieve said.
“He looks like a brat,” Iris added.
“I was gonna say the same thing,” Theo said.
“Really, Theo?” I glared at him and just shrugged.
“Naw, Jude here looks like brat,” Genevieve smirked.
My cheeks grew hot again.
“Yup, I agree,” Camila said. “The perfect dynamic. The daddy, the switch and the brat.”
I covered my face wishing hell would just take me now. I needed a hole to open up so I could fall in.
“Is it serious?” Luke asked.
“No, it isn’t,” I said immediately. “Webber might go back to hockey.”
“You could always go with him,” Theo said, as I uncovered my face. “You could follow him. I mean you were thinking about moving before, maybe it’s time you did it.”
I shrugged. “I don’t think this is serious.”
“Hey, it could be. You guys have been friends forever, maybe this was the push you guys needed,” Luke said.
“If it comes to it, I think you should do it,” Iris said. “We all know you’ve been in love with each other for forever, maybe Forest was the catalyst you needed to get together and now you guys can start your happily ever after together.”