I unalive people for a living. Fucking them first feels rude. And inconsiderate to any potential children.
Laughter bursts out of me.
Children. It’s ambiguous what they mean exactly. But if they fucked, killed their partner, then had kids, that would make the victim a male? I wonder if this is a woman.
Blake
You’re an assassin and worried about babies?
BunnytheKiller
Hmm. I prefer alternative job titles.
Blake
What’s wrong with “assassin”?
BunnytheKiller
So crude
ASS ASS IN.
Blake
Sounds like a rap song.
Or an invitation.
BunnytheKiller
If it’s that dry, it’s not a come-on.
I said ASS ASS IN. Not ASS ASS IN!!!!! :D
Details matter, Boss.
I stare at the messages, wondering if I’m reading a foreign language. Is she young? Am I too ancient to comprehend the social nuances of the emojis and correct grammar? I’m only forty, but I don’t get out much with anyone, never mind young women who would only be interested because I’m powerful and rich.
But I’m having too much fun with BunnytheKiller to allow thoughts of my age and how long I’ve been doing this lonely job to derail me.
As head of Norwood, I don’t fuck up. I don’t accept anyone else fucking up. And I definitely don’t chase down mysterious possible-intruder assassins with a cute sense of humour.
But maybe I’ll make an exception.
Blake
Understood. What do you call your job, then?
BunnytheKiller
I call it PUP.
Blake
PUP?
BunnytheKiller
