You say you’re a for-hire killer. I want to hire you.
BunnytheKiller
I’m picky about my clients.
Blake
You’re literally already in my group chat and calling me Boss.
He has a fair point.
BunnytheKiller
I’ll think about it.
I’ll have to. Because I have no clue how I’m going to get out of this mess. And I think, despite everything in me that screams I should stop, I’m having fun.
5
BLAKE
I give her overnight. There’s something about this girl that intrigues me. I find myself smiling—smiling!—for no reason when I remember our exchange.
It’s still early when I message her. I have no cool.
Blake
Good morning, hitman.
BunnytheKiller
Gendered assumptions are so 2006.
Blake
About my era.
BunnytheKiller
Old man.
Blake
First era. The second’s even better.
BunnytheKiller
You’re not disco music.
Blake
There are benefits to experience, Bunny.
BunnytheKiller
There are benefits to not having to use a stairlift.
Blake
