I cut off the water and stepped out onto the bath mat. Reaching for the towel, I noticed the oily film that coated my skin and caused the water to bead off.
“That motherfucker,” I said, wrapping a towel around my waist.
Charging out of the bathroom, I stormed down the hallway, covered in some kind of oil. I threw open his door to find him stark naked, bent over the bed with a giant bottle of lube and a horn-shaped dildo.
“What the fuck did you do to the shampoo?”
One look at my oily skin had him laughing, and me wanting to shut him up. But the fucker took off out of the room and into the living room.
“Come on, Commander. Show me what you got.”
Dreamboat crouched into a wrestling stance, arms extended out while he held the dildo in his right hand like a weapon. Never one to be one-upped, I threw off my towel and grabbed my dick. “As soon as I catch you, I’ll show you what I’ve got.”
He cackled and bounced around, making his dick swing in the air. That had to hurt, but I wasn’t backing off. I lunged for him, but he slipped out of my grasp.
Fucking oil.
“I’m gonna fuck you with this horn, Commander. You’ll love it.”
“Not if I take it away from you,” I said as we circled the sofa. Reaching out, I swatted it out of his hand, both of us scrambling to the floor to capture the prize.
Just when I had it within my grasp, the sound of a key sliding into the lock made us both freeze. Until Brent popped his head up from the floor.
CHAPTER 10
BRENT
“What are you doing here?I thought you were in Costa Rica until Wednesday?”
I stood buck naked with John staring at Daredevil and Greer.
“Today is Wednesday, asshole. But I think the better question is, what the fuck are you doing with that giant ass dildo?”
I forgot I was holding it.
“Wait. Is that a horn?” he asked in a tone only dogs could hear. Austin freaked and slammed his hand over Greer’s eyes.
I looked down at the dildo, then back at John. He was fucking stunning with his naked body and tattoos on display. His dick was hard and his skin shimmered in the light, giving him an ethereal glow. Then it hit me at the same time Austin asked the question.
“Why the fuck are you so shiny? What have you two been doing while I was gone?”
John pointed at me. “Ask that asshole,” he growled, reaching down to grab the towel. “All I did was take a shower and come out looking like this!” He gestured to his impressive physique and the coating on his skin.
“Is that oil?” Austin asked as he tried to keep Greer’s eyes covered. What the fuck was up with that?
“Yep. It’s baby oil. But the prank was supposed to be on you for calling him. Apparently, this old guy doesn’t know his colors.”
John growled, then reached out to grab me again, but I slipped out of his hands, laughing my ass off as I jumped behind the sofa.
Greer let out a groan, but I couldn’t pay attention because John was still trying to catch me. Damn, this was fun. And just like GQ said, the audience made it even better. I’d almost forgotten they were here in the room until I got close enough to hear Austin talking to Greer. “I’m sorry, babe. Did I hurt you?”
Time stood still as I screeched to a halt in the middle of the floor, but my grin was wicked.
“Babe? I thought you hated him?”
My best friend turned to scowl at me, still pressing his "babe" against the door.
“I thought you hated the Commander. But here you are, naked and oiled up like some kind of Turkish Oil wrestling competitor.”
