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24 Aug 2006
Patrick and Mark,
You two are so much like girls it's scary.Anyways Sandy said y'all were gonna get married on R & Rcongrats. But, quick question who's wearing the dress?
Phillip
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24 Aug 2006
Phillip,
You are. We're gonna wait until you can be ourMaid-of-honor. Too bad you're not a virgin then you could really bethe 'maid'. Ryan will have the matching cummerbund. I have abeautiful chiffon dress already picked out. It's baby blue and hasflowers. You'll love it. If you want I can change the color topink...
Mark
PS How's Ryan? No one has heard from him.
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27 Aug 2006
Patrick,
Dude, getting married? Seriously? WTF. We'renever suppose to get married it's too...damn. I was thinking Ryanand Phillip were gonna do it. I thought the reason they were sexualfrustrating themselves was so they could save themselves until theywere married. Ahh, well. I'm happy for ya. Hell, y'all beentogether for what? Five years, going on Six?
Brendon
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29 Aug 2006
Brendon,
Yeah, getting married. Dude, you don't hang withthem. If they hadn't finally had sex I was going to ‘roofie’ themand make sure they did have sex. Phillip is a fucking crankybastard when he's not getting laid. Six years. I love the man. Hewanted to get married sooner but I didn't want to ruin what wehave...Now I wish I married him as soon as I got out of AIT.
Patrick
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01 Sept 2006
Kenneth,
Sandy said you had a bad day yesterday. Theyhappen. Did you get a hold of Fred? Remember all of our bad daysare just dust on the wind, man. It's tomorrow that's going to bethe bitch. Make sure you call Fred if you haven't gotten a hold ofhim yet. If he's not around have Sandy let you into my house. Thereis a Rolodex with Bob Beaver's phone number, call him. Tell himPhil sent you to him. He runs a home for Vets who have issuesdealing with society. Keep your chin up.
Phillip
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02 Sept 2006
Phillip,
Dude! Beaver? Seriously? That man scared theshit out of me at reception. Next thing you're gonna have me do iscall Roach. Beaver made me cry...Wait now that I think about it,hell you and King liked to make me cry...Tell me why I am yourfriend again?
