Lizzie
When’s the Bachelorette party? I need to shave my…everything.
Cassandra
Please be careful, Ol.
Lizzie
It’s fake, Cass. Don’t be a buzzkill. Let our girl have a little fun.
Cassandra
Exactly. The last person we knew in a fake relationship ended up actually falling in love.
Jenna
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Cassandra
For you, it isn’t. For Olive, I fear it might be.
Me
You’re ruining my high, Cass. Pretending to be in love with a super-hot athlete is fun. I wish I had tried it sooner
Cassandra
Where did my innocent sister run off to?
Me
I left her in his bed this morning.
Me
She will no doubt be shown on the TV tonight in the crowd for his game, though. Take a shot every time you see me! Also, we’re on our way to some hockey game. Look for me there, too.
Lizzie
Am I about to get wasted on a school night?
Cassandra
Have a few for me.
Me
Love you guys.
Lizzie
Love you.
Cassandra
Love you.
