Matty was being a little bitch, afraid to text her and then ended up going over there tonight.
I hope for all our sake, he’s getting laid.
Cross
Has anyone met her yet?
Matty
Listen up, fuckers.
Sims
There he is!
Matty
My sex life is none of your business. If I hear any of you say ANYTHING that has to do with Jade or what I’m doing with her again, it won’t be good.
Shaw
We’re just kidding, Matty.
Matty
I don’t care. I’m not. It stops now.
Shaw
Sorry, I didn’t mean for it to be offensive.
Cross
I didn’t technically say anything, but sorry.
Sims
You’re right. We’re all sorry.
Matty
Thank you.
And you will all meet her this weekend.
Sims
Wait, this weekend, weekend?
Cross
No, last weekend, dummy.
Shaw
Should we bring the books to get signed?
Sims