Mom
Oh, you boys would think Scottie kissing anyone is gross.
Hudson
Because it is.
Dallas
Especially when it’s with Jake. Right, Jake?
Scottie’s Boyfriend
yes
she’s a terrible kisser
but she’s a great actor
thx scot!
Scottie
I hate you all. Except Marisol and Mateo.
Marisol
Thanks for leaving us out of this. Your nephew is on your side, btw.
Scottie
He’s an angel. You two get a pass. The rest of you are dead to me.
Mom
Don’t be like that, sweetie. Jake is family, and family helps each other. You’ve always been the glue. We’re so thankful you’re helping him right now.
Dallas
Have you thought maybe we’re glad HE can help HER?
Scottie
Help me with what??
Hudson
Your social life is a disaster. He’s making you look good.
Scottie’s Boyfriend
Mom
Don’t let your “brothers” get you down. You’re a great sister, Scottie.
Dallas
Again, you don’t need the air quotes, Mom.
