Me
I'd rather have a fluffy wolf snuggling me to ease my discomfort than an incubus demon making me horny all the time
Tell her we can trade mates
I want Kat, you can have Grayson
Callum
She says she'd miss me too much, but she thinks you're funny
I do not
I'd rather kill Darke than fuck him, and you can't have my werewolf
Now she’s complaining that I'm talking about her like she's an object again. I can't win.
Me
Is she reading over your shoulder while you text me?
Callum
Technically, she's sitting on my lap
Me
TMI
Callum
I just watched a video of you rolling around with your mate while both of you were mostly naked, in front of thousands of people
If one of us is scandalized, it's not you
Me
Okay, that's fair
Callum
Are things good between you?
Me
Not good, not bad
It could be worse
Callum
He was flirting with you in the video we saw
That seems like a good thing
Me
He's flirty, but I don't know how much is genuine
