Family Group Text
Mom
Ryker Beneventi! Why am I waking up to texts from your aunts asking when you got engaged?
Maverick
What?
Mom
All my sisters and two of my brothers have texted, already wanting to know what’s happening. Apparently, I need to go on social media to find these things out.
Maverick
Seriously?
Mom
You are a college-educated man, Maverick. Use more than one goddamned word, please.
Maverick
You’re freaking out, Mom.
Dad
Oh boy.
Not the right answer.
Mom
Where are you, Sebastian?
Dad
Just got home,Len. I was running.
Mom
Do you know what’s going on?
Dad
No one texted me anything.
Maverick
Oh shit.
Mom
Mav . . .
Dad
That was two words.