Page 124 of Sweet Oblivion

I like the new book, Dillan. The hero is hot.

Lucky

But not as hot as me, right?

Lexie

They never are, honey.

Kaleigh

The heroine is a boss bitch. I love her.

Ashton

You loveevery heroine.

Kaleigh

Not true. I didn’t love the whiney twat who wanted to fuck both brothers last year. Don’t be greedy and don’t fuck up a family while you’re at it.

Dillan

Maybe not one of my better choices.

Jamie

Did they have boss bitches before electricity?

Ryker

Why not? They had fae and witches, and they’re both pretty badass.

Delaney

Fae, huh? Do I need to get a pair of pointy ears?

Kaleigh

I might know where you can get a pair.

Ryker

Really?

Delaney

OMG, seriously?

Ryker

I mean, it’s not my favorite trope.

Hendrix

Oh yeah, dipshit. What’s your favorite trope?

Delaney