“What the fuck?”
I needed backup to make sense of this. I ran to my nest to grab my phone and opened our group text message, now sporting the nameOmega Overlords Live Again.
Olive
Code red alert!
Ivy
What’s wrong??
Olive
Lars just gave me some books as a courting present
Summer
That’s…good? You like to read
Lucy
I saw him after he left the bookstore!
Olive
He said he got them for me in case I wanted to read some romance
Summer
Ok?? Still not seeing a problem
I sent them a picture of the stack of books, which includedAtlas Shrugged,Dune,1984, andThe Catcher in the Rye.
Lucy
Oh my god LARS NO
Ivy
Well…that’s not great
Summer
That’s what Lars reads?? Those are the biggest red flag books I’ve ever seen. Did he google “most obnoxious bro books of all time?”
Olive
I just don’t understand why he thinks these books are romantic!!
Lucy
Noooooooooo
I can’t believe this
Now I’ll never get to have a sister-in-law!!
Ivy
