Send the link again!!
Faith
They’re interviewing Tom!! I always forget he’s famous. Even after all this time.
Honny
He’s always so crabby in these interviews...
Chill out, Tom. You’re prettier when you smile.
Hope
Look at Cherry’s sparkly eyeshadow. Do you think she did her own makeup?
Joy
I can’t open the link. I think I have parental controls on???
Faith
Has Cherry lost weight?
Honny
Maybe a little. She’s still the fattest person in that zip code. (Sorry, Cherry. Don’t worry—I’m still fatter.)
Hope
She’s the only person there who isn’t a size zero. That would be such a mind-you-know-what...
Honny
Yeah, Hope—she must feel like you at Christmas.
Hope
So funny, Honny.
Joy
Somebody send me a screenshot!!!
Faith
Oh no!
Honny
NO!
Hope
She must be so mad.
Joy
What happened???
