“I should probably drive,” Baz says.
He gets out, and I crawl over, leaning into the back seat to look at Penny. “Are you okay?”
She rolls onto her stomach.
“I’m sorry we left you sitting outside,” I say. “Was he not there?”
Her voice is muffled. “I don’t want to talk about it, Simon.”
Baz drives us out of the cul-de-sac. “Let’s talk about where we’re going instead.”
“To the loo,” I say.
“San Diego,” Penny says.
Baz takes me to a Starbucks to use the facilities, and when I come out—with a massive rainbow-striped Frappuccino—he’s shouting at Penny: “Thirty-one hours to San Diego?!”
“That can’t be right,” Penny says. “That’s like driving from London to Moscow. Let me see.” Baz has been looking at her phone, and she takes it back. “But it’s the same country,” she says.
“I thought wewanteda road trip,” I say, getting in the car.
“Three hours is a road trip,” Baz says. “With a nice picnic break in the middle. This is threedaysof driving—and we only have seven days left before we fly home.” He sneers at Penny. “‘We’ll just stop in Chicago on the way to San Diego,’she said.”
Penny is still looking at her phone. “How was I to know that all these middle states are each the size of France? I’ve never even heard of Nebraska.”
“Well, we’re going to spend a full day there,” Baz says, “so you’ll know it now.”
Three days on the road doesn’t sound so bad to me. These trips always take a long time in films—time for people to have adventures along the way. You can’t have an adventure in three hours. (I mean,Ihave. But I’m a pretty extreme case.)
Baz has stopped glaring at Penelope and started glaring at me. “What on earth are you drinking, Snow?”
“A Unicorn Frappuccino.”
He frowns. “Why’s it called that—does it taste like lavender?”
“It tastes like strawberry Dip Dab,” I say.
Penny’s grimacing at Baz. “For heaven’s snakes, Basil, I can’t believe you know what unicorns taste like.”
“Shut up, Bunce, it was sustainably farmed.”
“Unicorns cantalk!”
“They’re only capable of small talk; it’s not like eating a dolphin.”
Baz takes my Frappuccino and sucks down a huge gulp. “Disgusting.” He hands it back to me. “Not like unicorn at all.”
He pushes up his sunglasses to rub his eyes. They look sunken and shadowed.
“Are you thirsty?” I ask.
“Yeah,” he says. “I’ll run in and get a cup of tea.”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“I know what you meant. But I’m not going hunting in the suburbs at midday.”
“We could get a sandwich,” I say.
