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Baz waves his wand in a shrug and turns to the blackboard. “Runs in the family.”

Like I said, everyone’s magic feels different. Penelope’s magic feels thick and makes your mouth taste like sage. I quite like it.

“So…” she says, following him to the blackboard. “You got a Visiting. An actual Visiting—Natasha Grimm-Pitch washere.”

Baz glances back over his shoulder. “You sound impressed, Bunce.”

“I am,” Penelope says. “Your mother was a hero. She developed a spell for gnomeatic fever. And she was the youngest headmaster in Watford history.”

Baz is looking at Penny like they’ve never met.

“And,”Penny goes on, “she defended your father in three duels before he accepted her proposal.”

“That sounds barbaric,” I say.

“It was traditional,” Baz says.

“It was brilliant,” Penny says. “I’ve read the minutes.”

“Where?” Baz asks her.

“We have them in our library at home,” she says. “My dad loves marriage rites. Any sort of family magic, actually. He and my mother are bound together in five dimensions.”

“That’s lovely,” Baz says, and I’m terrified because I think he means it.

“I’m going to make time stop when I propose to Micah,” she says.

“The little American? With the thick glasses?”

“Not so little anymore.”

“Interesting.” Baz rubs his chin. “My mother hung the moon.”

“She was a legend,” Penelope beams.

“I thought your parents hated the Pitches,” I say.

They both look at me like I’ve just stuck my hand in the soup bowl.

“That’s politics,” Penelope says. “We’re talking aboutmagic.”

“Obviously,” I say. “What was I thinking.”

“Obviously,” Baz says. “You weren’t.”

“What’s happening right now?” I say. “What are we even doing?”

Penelope folds her arms and squints at the blackboard. “We,” she declares, “are finding out who killed Natasha Grimm-Pitch.”

“The legend,” Baz says.

Penelope gives him a soft look, the kind she usually saves for me. “So she can rest in peace.”

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BAZ

Penelope Bunce is a fierce magician, I don’t mind saying.