Erika:THAT’S THE POINT!
Erika:You aren’t marrying this joker. You’re using him for sex.
Jasmine:Besides you said it was good.
Sadie:He said he doesn’t want to see me tonight *sob*
Jasmine:Meet at the Tipsy Cow at 6.30. They let you bring dogs and I’ll be coming from the Corgi Club.
* * *
“They have bourbon hot chocolate,”Jasmine said later that evening at the restaurant.
“Sadie, you’re a real woman now,” Erika scolded. “So you’re not ordering hot chocolate. You’re drinking an elderberry gin and tonic.”
“I didn’t go all the way.”
“Half a woman,” Erika said. “So how does it feel? I need all the details. Did you see his dick? Was it huge?”
“I didn’t see it,” I admitted.
“But how was he otherwise?” Jasmine asked.
“I feel like it’s weird you’re so interested in Parker’s package,” I said to Jasmine.
“What?” she shrugged. “I’m not a car person, but I appreciate a Lamborghini.”
“How was his engine? Surely you copped a feel,” Erika said.
“He was behind me for the first time.”
“Two times!” Erika shouted.
I shushed her. “He just showed up, then we were making out, and I offered him wine.”
“In the middle of making out?” Erika shouted.
“It’s a miracle it happened at all. She’s like a panda,” Jasmine said, sipping her drink.
“Then he did stuff while I was at the counter.”
“Right,stuffthat ended in you screaming his name.”
“Then he did it again,” Jasmine finished.
“After laughing at the P that I never should have agreed to,” I grumbled into my cocktail. “I swear I’m never drinking again.”
“She says as she downs her cocktail,” Erika said.
“I can’t believe he laughed at me!”
“He went down on you.” Erika shrugged. “Men have a one-track mind. He probably doesn’t even remember.”
“He avoided me all day.”
Jasmine patted my hand. “You’re in purgatory. You’re in that weird, horny space where you half had sex but didn’t get the full meal. So you’re antsy. Dr. Jasmine says the cure is sex ASAP.”
“How can I if Parker just avoids me?”
