"You like the candy innuendoes." I gasped as he rubbed me through my panties. "Besides you would get really flustered if I flat out told you I wanted to feel your tongue on my clit and that I wanted you to turn me into a moaning mess, then stick your hard cock in me and—"
He kissed me hard, shutting me up. "Holy smokes," he said, eyes dark.
"See?" I grinned at him and ran my hand down his back. "You're all flustered."
"No," he said, kissing my neck. "I'm incredibly turned on."
His fingers worked under my panties. I tipped my head back, moaning as he stroked me. Then I screamed as someone appeared in the car window and knocked on the glass.
Mace cursed and jerked up. I heard acrunch, and he swore.
Clutching his head, Mace wrenched open the door and called out, "Archer, you piece of—"
"No swearing!" Archer yelled. Feet crunched on the gravel as Mace took off running after his twin brother. Concentrating on the damage to the car roof, I adjusted my clothes and tried to calm the throbbing heat between my legs.
Little cracks of light peeked through the ceiling of the truck. I stuck my finger in the hole, and part of the top of the truck caved in.
"What the—" I jumped out of the car and took off running after Archer, screaming, "You put a hole in my car roof. You better fix that!"
34
Mace
Iwoke up the next morning with a headache. It was either from the drinking or the new sunroof I added in Josie's truck. I also had the worst case of blue balls in upstate New York. I was going to kill my brother. He specifically delayed his trip back to New York City so he could harass me.
Josie was in the kitchen when I went downstairs. She was nursing her own headache with what appeared to be a mixing bowl filled with cereal. There were three boxes of various cereals in front of her on the island, all pure sugar. I knew I didn't buy them. I wondered if cereal and candy just appeared wherever Josie went.
Several of my brothers were racing around and around the kitchen island, shrieking.
"I can lock them in the bunker," I offered, sitting down next to her on a stool. "And we can finish what we started."
She reached out and slowly felt my head. I took her hand and kissed it.
"You are more fit than me," she stated. "Don't you have a concussion?"
"I feel fine," I said. "Well, fine enough to, you know."
"Mm." She took another bite of cereal. "You want some?" She offered me the spoon.
"Only if there's whiskey and painkillers in it." That earned me a smile.
"I could use a nap," Josie said.
"I know a great spot," I whispered in her ear, kissing her neck to punctuate the words.
"You said you'd help me with my art project," Otis said, tugging at Josie. I needed to do something with my brothers.
"Do you really need her help?" I asked Otis harsher than I meant. Josie looked at me accusingly. I bit down a curse. No happy naps today.
"Do you have everything laid out?" she asked. She picked up the mixing bowl and walked after Otis while I watched in agony.
Eating my usual tofu scramble didn't help my mood. It also looked like she was settling down for a long day of homework helping. Josie had set up shop in the dining room, where she was helping with various school projects. Periodically one of the boys would sprint out of the room to the kitchen, grab cereal or marshmallows, and scramble back to the dining room.
"She needs fortification," Theo clarified as he ran through the kitchen. Henry was not fortifying, and Josie kicked him out of the dining room after an hour.
He spent the next several hours whining. He whined through lunch. He whined while I made him clean up the food he had thrown during lunch. He whined while I helped Isaac with his chemistry homework.
"No, it's easy,"I told Isaac over Henry's wails.
