“Ah, fuck it, I should’ve joined the SHARPs.”
“Never! They’re not even real skinheads...”
“They’re better skinheads, Jim... You know, you’re making me tired,” Marie said.
Button took the chair vacated by the tattoo lady and leaned toward Marie, who was dabbing the ointment on her earlobes.“You’re not listening, Marie. If we pull this off, we could all move to Texas, where, you know, they’d treat us right.”
“So tell me what you thought up,” she said. And then: “Hey! Hey! Did you eat all the Cheez-Its? Goddamnit, those were mine. I was saving them...”
The sound of wheels coming off.
—
Twelve hours later, Wardell Holland pushed through the curtain into the back room at Skinner & Holland, where he found Virgil, Jenkins, and Skinner sitting around the card table, Virgil and Jenkins finishing off potpies.
He held up the letter, and said, “You guys won’t believe this.”
“I don’t believe I ate another potpie, so that’ll be two things I don’t believe,” Jenkins said.
Virgil: “What is it?”
“You might want to handle it carefully in case there are fingerprints,” Holland said. He handed Virgil the envelope, and Virgil opened it, shook out a sheet of wide-lined notebook paper, and used a clean paper napkin to unfold it. A message was written in purple ink:
To who it may concern (Agent Flowers):
We know who the killer is. We were talking to Lawrance Van Den Berg about the killer before Lawrance (Larry) was killed and he told us who it was. We didn’t believe him (because you would never think of that name), but when he got killed, that proved it. We are afraid but we will tell you who it is if you give us the reward (up front). Put $10,000 in asecure envelope (not a letter envelope like this one) and wait for our phone call to tell you where to leave the money ($10,000 in Small Bills like 20s). We don’t know how to call Agent Flowers, so we will call Wardell at the store and he can tell Agent Flowers. We will call soon.
—
Virgil looked at the envelope, and said, “No stamp.”
“Somebody left it in my mailbox last night,” Holland said. “I heard a car stop outside, but then it drove away. Maybe... two o’clock? I didn’t look at what time it was.”
Jenkins and Skinner had read the letter over Virgil’s shoulder, and Skinner said, “Sounds like the Nazis.”
“That’s what I thought,” Holland said.
“Do they have anything to do with Van Den Berg?” Virgil asked.
“Not as far as I know,” Holland said, and Skinner shook his head, and said, “Don’t think so.”
Virgil turned the letter over, but there was nothing else except a small yellow smudge at the bottom of the page. “Looks like whoever it is, they were eating Cheetos.”
“Cheez-Its,” Skinner said. “There’s a subtle difference in the yellow grease, as you’d know if you worked in the store.”
“What do you think?” Jenkins asked Virgil.
“I’ll bag the letter, but they’d have to be dumber than the Nazis to have left any fingerprints on it,” Virgil said. “I suppose we could drive out and ask them if they’re the ones behind it, but I doubt they’d admit it.”
“There’s always the chance that they’re not the guilty ones,” Skinner said.
“There’s that,” Virgil said.
He carefully slipped the letter back into the envelope, and said to Wardell, “Let us know the minute they call. If they’re on a cell phone, we can probably track the call.”
—
Virgil and Jenkins went out to Virgil’s Tahoe, and Jenkins said, “I’m going to suggest something you might not want to hear.”
