“You so lame. Oh, and it’s pronounced yeero. You too bougie to not know how to talk.” I shrugged my shoulders while taking another bite.
“Chicago got they own language. We pronounce it guy row. Now shut the fuck up and eat.” Once he took a bite, the lil nigga ain’t say another word. He was eating that shit so fast, I don’t think he was chewing. A replay of Blaise’s segment came on, and I completely tuned in.
Her real thick ass was looking good as fuck. She was wearing a fitted vest and a pencil skirt that hugged her body just right. Them big ass titties looked like they were ready to burst out the seams. She wore her real hair in a blunt cut bob with high lights that accentuated her deep brown skin. Her big eyes were confident and mysterious, yet they were what seemed familiar to me.
I knew she wasn’t Brianna, but it’s what made me feel like she was. You can change a lot of things, but you could never change your eyes. I was wrong, but it made me want her. I guess in a way, it was kind of twisted. Being with Blaise would make me feel like I was with Brianna. I don’t know why shorty lived rent free in my head, but she did.
She looked up at the camera and smiled, causing me to smile with her. Her teeth were so perfect they had to be veneers or she had gotten the best dentist ever to do her teeth. Whenever one of her co-host pissed her off, I noticed she would push one side of her hair behind her ear. I’ve watched so many of her videos and studied her so much, I was starting to figure out all her telltale signs.
“Nigga, this girl got you bugging. You ain’t took a bite in ten minutes.” Picking up a fry, I threw it at him and started back eating.
“This grown folk’s business youngin. Only thing you need to worry about is where you want me to take you. Unless you wanna help me figure out how to get her to go out with me.” Landon looked at me in disbelief before laughing.
“I should have known this wasn’t no trip for us. You brought me here because you ain’t got no game and need me to help you get some.”
“I swear I wonder every day why the fuck I continue to mentor you. Yo ass ain’t learning shit.”
“When you done fantasizing about ol girl, take me to O block.”
“Mannn, you ain’t wanna go in the food spot cus you was scared of getting shot, but you wanna go to the roughest neighborhood in the city.”
“We not from sixty thirrdddddd,” Landon began singing causing me to laugh. This lil nigga was a trip.
Boy I don’t wanan leave you, so I’ll stay for a little while. But we play by my rules cus being loose just ain’t my style. No, no, no, no! Girl I want you to stay, so we can play the little game we play. You go hide, and I will seek. Let me be the one to make you weak.
-Subway
9-BLAISE MONROE
Walking down to the garage, I tried to shake off my annoyance. It seemed my male co-hosts were on one today and they got under my skin. Normally, I’ll hand them their ass and go on about my day, but today was different. I dragged Devin the entire segment, and they in turn dragged me. Maybe that’s why it was different. Maybe it was him that got under my skin when he came to my office.
My co-hosts accused me of being emotional when it came to Devin, and that I may have gotten my feelings hurt by him. Even if that was the case, it was insulting to say that shit on the air. It implied that I wasn’t giving an opinion based on actual stats. The same thought process that most men have when it comes to women with sports. They don’t think we know what we’re talking about. Hearing a noise behind me caused me to come out of my thoughts. Turning quickly on my heels, I scanned the garage, but didn’t see anyone there. Picking up the pace, I tried to make it to my car.
“For someone who talks as much shit as you do, you sholl is scary as fuck.” Hearing his voice, I halted. I had no idea what Devin was doing here, and instead of being annoyed, I was curious and excited.
“For someone who stays in the media for having a bunch of hoes, you sholl is following behind me.” He smirked before walking closely to me.
“It seems like behind you is where you want me.” Devin traced his finger down my shirt making sure to brush it across my nipple. I knew I should have worn a bra, but I didn’t expect to run into his ass. I wanted to scream that I didn’t want his ass, but my body was betraying me. It’s as if she remembered her first time and was craving him something awful.
“Don’t flatter yourself. Devin, it’s been a long day and I have to get home. What do you want?” I almost said I had to get to my daughter but caught myself quickly.
“You.” That was all he said before closing the remaining space between us. “Can I have you, Blaise?”
“Why do you want me? We just met.” My lame response was all I could come up with even though it was a lie.
“I don’t know. It’s just something about you that makes me want to dig you out. Even when you’re talking shit about me. The way your mouth pokes out when you are trying to make a point. The way your titties heave up and down when you’re getting worked up. When you’re pissed off, you push your hair behind your ear. I love your mystery, and I’m drawn to your feisty ass.” His mouth crashed down on mine so fast, I couldn’t stop it. Not that I wanted to anyway. My body and my lips were on fire.
“We have to stop.” I managed to weakly whisper when he moved his mouth from my lips to my neck.
“You know I never do what I’m told.” Gripping me by my ass, he picked me up and placed me on a car. We were in a parking garage where anyone could see us, yet I couldn’t bring myself to stop. Reaching in front of me, I pulled down the joggers he wore and freed his dick.
“Do you have a condom?” The way he looked at me, I knew his ass didn’t.
“Naw, I thought we was about to fight. I didn’t expect to get no pussy.” Hearing him say that showed me how easy I made this for him, but instead of telling him to stop, I pulled my skirt above my waist.
“Don’t nut in me. You’ve caused enough problems in my life.” I cursed myself for letting that last line slip out, but he didn’t seem to hear me.
“Shut the fuck up and get this mufucka.” Pulling me to the edge of the hood, he rubbed my clit with his tip for a lil while.I’m guessing he was trying to get me wet, but my girl was already in formation. He finally pushed it inside of me and the shit felt bigger than I remember.