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I think she looks even cuter sitting with you

What’s her name?

Zucchini.

Or as Noah likes to call her, Twatopotamus

Twatopotamus

I’m sorry, what?

She hissed at Noah when they first met

He called her that and then she warmed up to him

I’m hoping the name won’t stick

Send me another picture of Zucchini

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Is she purring and having little cat dreams?

Yes

Dreams about what? I don’t know

Probably dreaming of all the toys that you’re going to give her because you’re going to be such a pushover

Going to be?

I already bought half the pet store for her

Yep, I knew it

You’re a total pushover

What do you say you come over and meet her?

See what a real pushover I am

You want me to come over and meet her?

Well, and meet me too

Added side benefit

I don't know

How long are we going to chat on this thing before we take it to real life?

I don’t know

I was thinking at least a solid year

Might as well make it two years then

Don’t give me any ideas