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New message from Music City Matches user CatsRCool at 3:00pm
CatsRCool: Do you ever wish you could be something else?
Something else? Or someone else?
Something. Like a tree
Why would you want to be a tree?
They just sway in the wind
Like nothing ever bothers them
You don’t have to be a tree to not let anything bother you
But they have it so easy
Until a storm comes in and blows them over
This took a dire turn
It’s true! Look at that storm we had here last week
I wasn’t here
Where were you?
Plotting your downfall
Then who would you talk about being a tree with
Sigh…I guess
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Omg, stop it!
Timber
Why do trees hate riddles?
Why?
Because they get stumped
Do you have kids? Because you’ve got the dad jokes
No kids. My friends’ kids though love telling me bad jokes
Is there where you learned tree jokes?
I just looked them up to impress you
Are you impressed?
