Marcus
Or me
Jasper
Agreed
Bode
You fuckers suck
Bode
Let me be happy
Marcus
We are happy for you
Graham
But also, where is Dax?
Graham
He hasn’t left thegroup chat
Noah
Thankfully it tells you when people do
Ilaugh, scrolling through the messages from the guys as I plop down onto the couch. It’s about the only thing distracting me from Chloe’s list.
The list where she apparently wants to go skinny-dipping and have sex with a mustached man at a sex club.
I’m no prude by any means, but I’m not the most…experienced of men, shall we say.
Not when compared to the likes of Bode when he was in his bachelor days.
Dax
I’m fine
Marcus
Where have you been?
Bode
What happened yesterday?
Jasper
Where’d you run off to?
Graham
And why didn’t the wedding happen?
