SL:Photos of your face. Here’s mine.
RH:Boo, you gotta work your angles better. Selfies from above, not below.
SL:You’ll have to teach me how to selfie too I guess
About those nudes...
RH:I thought you said you wanted my face.
SL:I’ll take anything.
Wednesday 9:22 p.m.
SL:why did you send me a pic of a brown shoe
RH:They’re nudes.
SL:Unbelievable.
RH:
Thursday 12:25 p.m.
RH:Mexican today, I see.
SL:I thought your employees might like a taco truck.
RH:Tomorrow I expect you to show up and cook for everyone, FYI.
SL:I’m not that fancy a cook, but I can make a mean chili. Unfortunately, I have to work tomorrow.
RH:This is kind of extravagant. Do you have money to throw around like this?
SL:Uh, yeah. Don’t worry. I have savings.
You and your staff need to eat.
Consider it a courtesy from a colleague.
What do you want tomorrow? What’s your favorite food?
Thursday 3:27 p.m.
RH:Thai.
SL:Got it.
Thursday 11 p.m.
RH:I’m so tired.
SL:You want me to come over?
RH:No. You’ll make me more tired.
SL:We could cuddle. Watch tv.
RH:Netflix and chill huh
