Out back. Now.
Trouble
Shouldn’t you be praying or something?
Fox
She will definitely be on her knees.
MrsFoxyRoxy
I distinctly remember it was you on your knees.
Trouble
What kind of church do you two attend?
I shake my head at their antics, chuckling to myself as Charlie settles in next to me, staring at the hallway as his tail lazily wags.
HunKing
I can confirm both Trouble and I are more than fine.
MrsFoxyRoxy
Define more than fine. Is that like, we got naked and licked each other from head to foot fine, or?
Trouble
What is wrong with you?
MrsFoxyRoxy
So much, but I’m manifesting a romantic subplot in your life.
HunKing
I am facilitating said subplot.
Trouble
And I am confused.
Fox
@MrsFoxyRoxy Last chance, wife.
MrsFoxyRoxy
You wouldn’t dare. Your grandmother is two seats down from me.
Fox
Try me.
MrsFoxyRoxy
Oh shit. Gotta run. Have fun, kids! Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do!