Cleo
I am flushing the phone down the toilet, and your presents are going in the trash.
Doubtful on both accounts.
Fox
Live a little. What do you have to lose?
Cleo
My dignity.
Fox
I thought I picked out some very classy items.
Cleo
You thought wrong.
Fox
It’s not like anyone is going to see it, unless you plan on making Sam’s dreams come true?
Cleo
But you will know I am wearing them.
Fox
And I will be painfully hard the entire night thinking about it.
Cleo
Lucky Amy.
I snort. The fact she keeps getting her name wrong is testament to how bothered she is by me going on a date. She needn’t worry; I have zero interest in Amalee. I am there for one reason only—for this girl wearing black and pink for me while on a date with my best friend.
Fox
Take pleasure in the fact you will give me blue balls the entire night. I will be in pain as I imagine exactly what you are wearing underneath your dress.
Cleo
And what if I end up with blue balls and feeling all sexy and unsatisfied?
I trip up and catch myself before I faceplant on the asphalt.
Fox
Wasn’t aware of your ball situation.
Cleo
What the fuck, Fox? What is…
I wish like hell I had thought to set up cameras in her room already. I would pay good money to witness these reactions.
