Page 69 of Strictly Fauxmance


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Nate

Hey. What time are we running rehearsal tomorrow?

Holly

Unclear.

Nate

Unclear like… you’re checking your schedule?

Or unclear like… you’re hoping I get hit by a rogue Roomba and die?

Holly

Can it be both?

Nate

That’s cold, Martinez. Even for you.

Holly

Is it?

Because I’ve been thinking about the promo shoot.

And how real you made it look while acting the opposite.

Nate

…Right. That’s the problem.

Not the part where I was supposed to pretend I don’t want to crawl out of my skin every time you so much as blink in my direction?

Holly

You’re an asshole.

Nate

You started it.

Holly

You escalated it. With your eyes. And your face. And your stupid big hands that do things.

Also the suspenders. I’m still mad about the suspenders.

Nate

They were production-approved.

But my hands are naturally talented, thanks for noticing.

He waited. Three dots flickered. Disappeared. Came back.

Holly