Page 67 of Strictly Fauxmance


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“Fuck.”

She wanted it to be real. That was the most dangerous part.

When the shoot wrapped five minutes later, Holly left without looking back, phone clutched like a weapon. She ducked out before Nate could corner her again with those eyes.

Sigrid

[Screenshot of one of the promo pics from the fake-dating shoot]

NATHANAEL.

WHAT IS THIS??

WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A ROMANCE NOVEL AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE??

Nate

because she already is

also good morning to you too, gremlin

Sigrid

do NOT try and deflect with your emotionally unavailable athlete bullshit

are you in love with her???

do you want me to legally acquire her birth chart???

i have people

Nate

no you don’t

you have a scorpio sun and a twitter account

Sigrid

WHICH IS ALL I NEED

do you know what you look like in that picture

you look like you’d kneel if she asked

you look like you’d tattoo her name on your ribs in cursive

you look like you just made a sex tape and are thinking about what you’ll name your first daughter

Nate

please never say ‘sex tape’ to me again

i’m begging

Sigrid

ok fine