Page 56 of Strictly Fauxmance


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It hit the screen and fell to the floor, useless.

He flopped back onto the bed, still half-hard and fully pissed off, and did what any modern man does when he’s emotionally constipated and low-key obsessed with a woman who won’t let him touch her feelings:

He texted Jaime.

Nate

Cap…

She left.

Like ghosted. Gone.

… am I the drama?

Jaime

you’ve always been the drama

wait did you guys finally bang or

Nate

Yeah

Like capital letters. B. A. N. G. Life changing shit.

Jaime

good for you. proud of u.

…did you ruin it already

Nate

She left last night. Straight after.

… like a DUDE.

Jaime

… okay that’s disconcerting, I won’t lie

did you cry when you came?

Nate

WTF NO. I DID NOT.

Jaime

Just tryna work out where you went wrong bro… better if you cried than have it be your thrust game

Nate

I HATE YOU.

Jaime