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Because she was hurt. She was scared.She was his.

And anybody who tried to take another shot at her was going to learn exactly what a defenseman was made for.

CREW SLACK – #general-gossip

Hailey (B-Cam Op):

ok WHO ELSE was in the lounge when Martin had that speaker call with nate

Liam (Cam 2):

me. and I willneverrecover.

Hailey:

he sounded like he was trying to sell him a timeshare??? and nate just went full quiet-anger mode and I SWEAR the thermostat dropped

Liam:

he said “i’ll make a powerpoint” and my soul left my body

Hailey:

“i don’t care about PR.” it was like watching John Wick assemble a rifle in a romcom

Liam:

it was like watching someone politely threaten to collapse a whole fucking network… itwas so hot

Hailey:

the power of emotionally repressed men when they stop being polite and start being FEROCIOUSLY in love

Nick

Heard you’ve decided to add ‘dramatic injury’ to your resume. Bold.

Holly

Didn’t want to peak too early. Figured I’d save the sob story arc for sweeps week.

Nick

Excellent instincts. Also, heard about Lars. One red flag down, one to go?

Thank fuck that wanker’s out of our hair.

I’d bring scotch, but you shouldn’t mix it with your meds.

Holly

Don’t be mean. It’s exhausting enough being in a hospital bed without getting roasted by a forty-something Brit with commitment issues.

Nick

Thirty-six. And not allergic to commitment. Just choosy.

You should try it sometime.