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“I’m sure his dad and I can figure something out.”

He gives me one last squeeze before darting up the stairs with his backpack in hand.

“Let me know if you need help with your homework,” I holler after him.

“I won’t,” he says confidently.

I chuckle to myself because he absolutely will not need me at all.

I pull out my phone and plug the new number in. I need to text him now, or I’m likely to forget later once I start cooking dinner and everything.

Me:Hi. My son brought home a note with your number on it today. I really hope this is Oliver’s dad. If not, this is going to be rather embarrassing.

I don’t get a response right away, so I start folding the three loads of laundry I neglected while Mav was at school.

Mav is finally in bed for the night after he read a book to me about photosynthesis. Sometimes I just have to shake my head at his interests. They make him happy, though, and that’s all I really care about.

I’m curled up on the couch with a warm blanket and a glass of white wine in hand. I’m deciding what to watch when my phone vibrates on the couch cushion beside me.

Oliver’s Dad:That made me laugh out loud. Oliver stared at me like I was crazy.

Oliver’s Dad:I’m not catfishing you. Promise.

Oliver’s Dad:Sorry for taking so long to respond. It was a long night. Also… sorry about text-bombing you.

I chuckle to myself at how endearing this guy is. I have literally three text messages to go off, but I’m already getting a good vibe.

Me:No worries. I’m a fan of multiple texts. It comes across as almost…

Me:Sweet?!?!

Oliver’s Dad:Is there a limit to them being sweet?

My head tilts to the side as I contemplate his question.

Me:As long as it’s in single digits, I think you’re still in safe territory. After that, it seems a little…

Oliver’s Dad:Desperate?

Me:Bingo.

Oliver’s Dad:I promise to keep it to nine and under in a row.

Me:Appreciated.

Oliver’s Dad:So, back to the kids…

Me:Right… kids.

Me:Want to maybe meet up at a park or something, so they can hang out there? Neither one of us has to send our kid with a stranger that way.

I don’t think he’s a bad guy, but text messages can be deceiving. I don’t trust anyone with Mav until I know them.

Oliver’s Dad:Should I be concerned? Are you a murderer or something?

Me:Not yet…

Me:Okay… just seeing how that might come across through texts. NO… definitely not a murderer.