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The doors slide shut.

I lean back against the elevator wall and let out a slow breath.

Huh.

What a nice girl.

With more than enough time before pickup, I decide to stop by my best friend Simone’s house. Growing up, I spent more time there than I ever did at my own, not that my parents noticed.

We were never very close.

Simone’s parents, though? Her dad walked me down the aisle.

They’re supposed to be on a cruise, but judging by the sharpgo awaysnapped from behind the door when I knock, I’m guessing they’ll be back sooner rather than later.

Using my key, I let myself in.

And immediately come face to face with something no one ever wants to see.

My best friend, flat on her back on the sofa, surrounded by fast-food wrappers and an empty ice-cream carton.

Knowing better than to comment on nutrition, weather, or life choices to a heavily pregnant woman, I quietly take a seat beside her.

“How you doin’, buddy?”

She glares at me over the curve of her stomach. “How did you do this. Twice.”

“I’m sensing hostility,” I say gently.

“I am so uncomfortable,” she snaps.

I try to smile, but it comes out more like a grimace. “If women told the truth about pregnancy, humankind would cease to exist.”

She snorts, rubbing her stomach.

I consider pointing out that I did tell her everything.

But she’s suffering enough.

“Where’s the father-to-be?” I ask, standing to gather the wrappers.

“Sleeping,” she grunts. “I couldn’t stand his breathing, so I came out here.”

“Ah,” I say. “A classic.”

She eyes me. “Did you hate Logan too?”

“Oh yeah,” I say immediately. “Whatever you’re feeling now is nothing compared to how much you’ll hate him during labor.”

She smirks. “Is that why you threw a juice box at his head?”

“I asked for water,” I say defensively. “He brought me apple juice.”

She laughs, then groans, clutching her side.

“God,” she mutters. “Please tell me this ends.”

“It does,” I say softly. “And then you get to raise a baby with a West.”