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Pete

my future wife is in full caps lock mode both in the chat and in real life

Izzy

Can confirm. Heard the squeal through the wall.

Maggie

Through the floor, actually. Thought a raccoon got in.

Kiera

Please don’t put raccoon energy into the wedding chat.

Izzy

Too late. Pete is raccoon energy.

Pete

rude. but also accurate.

Lillian

Some of us were trying to sleep, you know.

Pete

Gladys is up and at em, so you can be, too.

Gwen

It’s 8:15.

Lillian

But it’s only 5:15 in mybody.

Danica

no sleeping!!! it’s wedding day protocol!! waffles and mimosas by 9, hair and makeup by 10.

Pete named the conversation “Warm Feet, Cold Mimosas“

Maggie

You sound like a cruise director.

Izzy

Except instead of shuffleboard, it’s eternal love.

Pete

eternal love sounds like a game I would win.

Lillian