Page 138 of My Lucky Pucking Shot


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I put her bowl in the sink. Reach for the faucet.

"Uh..."

Sage's voice carries from the doorway, the syllable arriving with the specific, hesitant cadence of a woman whose train of thought has been derailed by visual information she was not prepared to receive.

"Archie? There's two hot photocopies of each other at the door with food."

CHAPTER 25

Photocopies

~SAGE~

Two men stand in the doorway.

Identical. Not the vague, familial resemblance that siblings share where you squint and tilt your head and sayI can see it if I try.Identical in the specific, biological, carbon-copy sense of the word, as if a single genetic blueprint was submitted to the manufacturing department twice and both orders were fulfilled without deviation.

Their scents reach me before the visual inventory completes.

Alpha. Both of them. The designation registers in my hindbrain with the immediate, instinctive classification that Omega biology performs on every new pheromone signature entering its radius. But where most Alpha scents hit with the blunt, monolithic force of testosterone and territory, these two arrive as a paired composition, their profiles sharing a foundation while diverging in the upper notes like two variations on the same musical theme played in different keys.

The twin on the left carries a scent of smoked oak and black pepper. Warm, assertive, grounded in a woody base thatreminds me of autumn bonfires and the charred edges of logs that have been burning long enough to produce that specific, resinous heat that settles into your clothing and follows you home. Beneath the smoke, a clean, mineral note surfaces that reads like rain on hot concrete, the ozone-tinged freshness that the earth produces after a summer storm.

The twin on the right shares the woody foundation but diverges into cooler territory. Juniper and sea glass. Crisp, slightly briny, carrying the atmospheric signature of a coastal forest where pine trees grow close enough to the ocean that their resin absorbs the salt air and produces a scent that exists at the intersection of land and water. Where his brother runs warm, this one runs cool. Where the left twin's scent fills a room with presence, the right twin's scent occupies the room with patience.

Both profiles are pleasant. Inviting. Carrying the specific, well-balanced pheromone composition of Alphas whose biology has been calibrated by good health, consistent training, and the genetic lottery that determines whether your scent makes people lean toward you or lean away.

Neither of them smells like danger.

Which does not mean they are not dangerous. But the olfactory assessment is a starting point, and the starting point is favorable.

I take in the visual data with the thorough, position-by-position evaluation that my hockey brain applies to every new formation entering my field of awareness.

They are tall. Both of them clearing six feet with a comfortable margin that places them in the height bracket I associate with defensemen or power forwards, the kind of vertical real estate that translates to reach advantage on the ice and cabinet-access advantage in domestic settings. Taller than me by four or five inches, which is notable only because my five-foot-eight frame is not accustomed to being dwarfed by people who are not professional athletes or my father.

The twin on the left is built broader through the shoulders. His frame carries the dense, loaded musculature of someone whose training regimen emphasizes power: chest developed, arms thick through the biceps and forearms, his posture projecting the physical confidence of a man whose body has been tested against resistance and won. His hair is dark, a deep chestnut brown that falls across his forehead in a tousled arrangement that looks effortless and probably required fourteen seconds of mirror time. His jaw is angular, sharp enough to produce shadows beneath the overhead corridor lighting. His eyes are a warm, deep brown that sits closer to amber than to dark, carrying a playful intensity that makes him look like a man who is perpetually evaluating whether the situation warrants humor or violence and is perfectly willing to provide either.

The twin on the right is leaner. Same height but distributed differently, his frame favoring length over density, the build of a center or a winger whose game relies on speed and agility rather than physical dominance. His shoulders are broad but his waist is narrower, producing a V-taper silhouette that speaks to the specific conditioning of an athlete built for transitions rather than collisions. His hair matches his brother's chestnut shade but is styled differently, pushed back from his face and held there by either product or sheer force of aesthetic will, revealing a forehead that carries the smooth, unlined openness of a man whose resting expression defaults to curiosity rather than confrontation. His eyes are the same amber-brown, but where his brother's carry mischief, his carry a quiet depth that makes him look like the kind of person who hears everything and says half of it.

They are both holding bags of food.

Large bags. The kind that restaurants use for delivery orders, the handles tied at the top, the paper darkened in patches by the heat and moisture of contents that are producing an aroma so immediately, violently appetizing that my digestive system abandons its post-cereal contentment and files an emergency requisition for additional caloric intake.

I just ate. Twenty minutes ago. An entire bowl of protein cereal that was supposed to constitute a complete breakfast and that Archie praised with the condescending sincerity of a man complimenting a child's refrigerator art.

But the food in those bags smells like it was prepared by someone who considers cooking a religious practice, and my body, the traitorous, perpetually hungry vessel that it is, has already decided that the cereal was an appetizer and the main course has just arrived at the door.

Or maybe I am not hungry at all. Maybe the heat still radiating through my body from the kitchen counter encounter is disguising arousal as appetite because my nervous system cannot tell the difference between wanting food and wanting to bite an Alpha's lip again.

Either way, I need whatever is in those bags.

They blink at me. In unison. The synchronized eye movement producing the specific, uncanny effect of a single reaction distributed across two bodies, the twin phenomenon that is simultaneously fascinating and mildly unsettling.

"Uh..." The syllable exits my mouth carrying approximately zero of the eloquence I would prefer to deploy when encountering new Alphas at a doorway while wearing my host's shirt and carrying the residual blush of a kitchen interaction that ended thirty seconds ago. I turn my head toward the interior of the dorm, my voice projecting past the common room to the kitchen where Archie is standing at the sink performing dishwashing as an emotional recovery protocol.

"Archie? There's two hot photocopies of each other at the door with food."

They smirk.