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Dinner is the final boss of dating.
You don’t go to dinner with someone unless you want:
1. Emotional damage
2. An orgasm
3. Or both
Trey:
DINNER IS SO INTIMATE.
It’s foreplay with silverware.
Ruby:
STOP.
PLEASE STOP.
Ava:
Did he ask?
Or did he tell you?
Ruby:
…
He told me.
Sienna:
OH MY GOD.
ALPHA ENERGY.
DOM-CONFIDENCE.
THAT MAN COULD REARRANGE MY FURNITURE JUST BY SAYING HELLO.
Trey:
If a man with that voice said “dinner,” I’d be on a plate with garnish.
Ruby:
I HATE YOU ALL.
Ava:
Okay, but serious question:
Do you want to go?
Ruby:
